I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot, I pushed a bunch of little people over once.

It really blows the shit out of me when I’m the only person I know that’s not getting laid.

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5 hours ago

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via sillyjackie)

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5 hours ago
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beastlybeautyx0x:


so id appreciate it if you guys help my family out with this. its to get visitation of my little sister that ive never met. so please reblog.

(via beastlybeautyx0x)

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Posted
6 hours ago

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via lilsammyadams)

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6 hours ago

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

(via lilsammyadams)

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6 hours ago

I could be an accident but I’m still trying, and that’s more than I could say for him.

Posted
9 hours ago

triippyhiippiie:

Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman
Maybe he won’t find out what I know:
you were the last good thing about this part of town

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Posted
9 hours ago

nkeka:

Perfect- Dance Gavin Dance

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Posted
16 hours ago

Goodnight my love, my lovely love.

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Posted
16 hours ago

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

(Source: youtube.com, via chokeonthetruth)

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16 hours ago
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